Thursday, August 4, 2011

Captain Crab Update (Updated)

Important update below:

posted by The Dread Pirate Roberts

The Captain is recovering in a private mental health institution. The Doctors decided he should be kept for observation. He was mumbling "I love the night life, I love to boogie" over and over.

New flash:

Catain Crab has been diagnosed with the now extremely rare condition "Disco Inferno", which is very hard to treat. His Doctor thinks this may be a permanent condition.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Captain Crab has Been Located

Posted by the Dread Pirate Roberts

Captain Crab was found sleeping in some tall grass along side a lonely highway in Minnesota.

More this evening on this breaking news.