McCain Endorsements

Jackie and Dunlap have an interesting view on Sen. McCain's endorsements.

Who's Next Crab?

Willard looks a bit sad doesn't he?

Since my "Just Say No to Willard" crusade single handedly brought the Romney presidential campaign to a screeching halt, there has been keen interest in who the Crab would go after next.


First let's look at the remaining* candidates and what I can make fun of :

Barrack: Now no white guy with any sense is going to make fun of Mr. Obama, even though he has big ears.

Hillary: No married guy is going to make fun of Ms. Clinton if he ever wants to have a happy home.

John: As a veteran, I cannot be making fun of a war hero/POW. Even though Senator McClain has said some nasty things in the past, including this so-called joke about Chelsea Clinton in 1998:

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."

Read the entire story here.

Mike: My late brother Stephen was a minister also, so the Huck is out. Having lived in a dry county in Arkansas, the possibilities are endless though!

What I will do is go after the right wing pundits who are soiling themselves over the fact that they will not have a "true" conservative as a presidential candidate. First up:

Yes, America's Conservative Sweetheart, Ann "ain't I sexy" Coulter!

* these four are the only candidates with a remote chance of becoming the next President

Willard, We Will Miss You

Well, my work is done. Willard "Mitt" Romney is suspending his presidential campaign. Now, I know that we will have an historic run to see who guides us into the new decade, but I have sort of an empty feeling. Obama or Clinton against that republican guy.

But, after drinking several beers, I have decided that a "Mormon" against a "Woman" or a "Black Guy" would have been much more exciting, since "Mormons" don't like "Black" folks that much and they think that "Women" should be barefoot and pregnant and have several other "Women" share the same husband.

I guess we will have to wait for 2012 for that one!

Willard, Willard, Willard II

pj, it's only 18 seconds long.

Willard, Willard, Willard

Willard's up to it again! Watch

Do you Know Willard?

Willard is hoping today will be the turning point in the republican* primary season. Here is a little quiz ya'll might enjoy!


*is repulican supposed to be capitalized?

Willard takes on Michigan

Thanks to Greg at "Pressing Issues"

Willard as President: Just Say No!

2008 is not the year to elect someone named Willard as President of the United States. We have already had a Millard (even though he wasn't elected*) and I think that is close enough to Willard as we need to go.

Rudy? Sounds like a movie to me.

Duncan Hunter? No, two last names.

Ron Paul? Two first names.




*Millard fillmore succeeded Zachary Taylor who died of acute gastroenteritis.