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Monday, January 23, 2012

Wisconsin Beer Cheese

Sometimes just listening can be as much fun as a person can have fully clothed and not prone. I was in one of my favorite restaurants tonight when a young bearded fellow came in in and sat next to me. Here is the conversation he had with the bartender as best that I can recall:

Bartender: "Can I help you sir?"

Bubba: What kinda soup you got tonight?"

Bartender: Wisconsin beer cheese, chicken noodle, and chili."

Bubba: "Isn't that what you had last night? I don't want the same soup tonight!"

Bartender: I didn't work last night, so I am not sure what soups they served."

Bubba: "Could they make some different soup for me then?"

Bartender: "I'm sorry sir, but those are the soups we have tonight."

Bubba: "Well, this is bullshit! Could I see a menu then?"

The bartender handed him a menu and then went on to take care of some customers who were waiting to be be served. But, Bubba, wasn't done!

Bubba: "Boy, I need to order some food. NOW!"

Bartender: "What can I get you?"

Bubba: "Well if you ain't going to make me any soup, then could I get a plain hamburger"?

Bartender: "A plain hamburger. Would you like anything else with that?"

Bubba: "Hell yeah, I want cheese and pickles and onion and lettuce and tomaters on it too, with fries."

Bartender: "That's called a "loaded cheeseburger" on the menu."

Bubba: "Well, I couldn't see the menu without my readin' glasses on".

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas

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Thursday, November 10, 2011

A Warning

Naked ironing can be dangerous.

That is all.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

I'm Back

and I am more f@%&*)@ than ever! Ya bloody bastards!

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Dwile Flonking

Posted by Th Dread Pirate Roberts

It's been a bit since I have been able to update you concerning Captain Crab. We were sailing off the coast of Virginia last week when a terrible hurricane nearly capsized the ship. We ran aground and have just been able to limp back to port this weekend.

Anyway, the Dear Captain Crab has been spotted in the UK in various pubs trying to get the locals to engage in dwile flonking. He wasn't having much luck so he decided to gongoozle for a few weeks before returning home.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Captain Crab Update (Updated)

Important update below:

posted by The Dread Pirate Roberts

The Captain is recovering in a private mental health institution. The Doctors decided he should be kept for observation. He was mumbling "I love the night life, I love to boogie" over and over.

New flash:

Catain Crab has been diagnosed with the now extremely rare condition "Disco Inferno", which is very hard to treat. His Doctor thinks this may be a permanent condition.