Don't watch this one at work or in front of the children please!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Martinis
are made with either gin or vodka. A dash of vermouth and an olive or two, a twist of lemon peel, or a cocktail onion (also called a Gibson).
There is no chocolate, apple, or any other fruit or other wise silly things in a martini!
Martinis get you drunk. Fast. Here is a little saying about martinis and women:
"One at the most, two put you under the table, three put you under the host!
There. You're drinking lesson for the day.
There is no chocolate, apple, or any other fruit or other wise silly things in a martini!
Martinis get you drunk. Fast. Here is a little saying about martinis and women:
"One at the most, two put you under the table, three put you under the host!
There. You're drinking lesson for the day.
Who Won't be the Democrat's Vice Presidential Candidate
First of all, let me say that the FBI should have better things to do than investigate international prostitution rings. Especially if the minimum charge is $1000/hour. People that can afford hos..er..."Ladies of the Evening" in that price range are really doing society a service. They are redistributing the wealth. These girls are almost like modern day Robin Hoods, taking from the rich and having fun with the rest! And they may even get famous if they have a My Space page and an important john...er..."Client", such as Eliot Spitzer. Of course this isn't the first time that sex and people in high places have caused a bit of moral outrage. Here are a few more infamous gentleman who got in a bit of trouble.
Now for the "Not a democratic vice presidential candidate" list:
Eliot Spitzer: Need I say more?
Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama: I don't think that these two will be able to kiss and make up.
Geraldine Ferraro: Unless Barrack thinks that it will help with the "angry white voters". I don't thinks so!
Captain Crab: Within an hour the media would find something that would cause me to quit.
Now for the "Not a democratic vice presidential candidate" list:
Eliot Spitzer: Need I say more?
Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama: I don't think that these two will be able to kiss and make up.
Geraldine Ferraro: Unless Barrack thinks that it will help with the "angry white voters". I don't thinks so!
Captain Crab: Within an hour the media would find something that would cause me to quit.
Friday, March 14, 2008
So Long Omaha!
Well, it's been a tough week for a whole slew of people, including me. A show in Omaha, where the weather was absolutely wonderful, so no customers, outasight food, and too much good beer.
The Democrats have been having their own troubles this week, with the name calling, childish behavior, race baiting, and of course Michigan and Florida. I suspect the way they are ALL fighting has the Republicans happier than baby pigs at supper time. They don't really have to beat the Dem's, but just watch them self destruct.
But, spring is on it's way.
The Democrats have been having their own troubles this week, with the name calling, childish behavior, race baiting, and of course Michigan and Florida. I suspect the way they are ALL fighting has the Republicans happier than baby pigs at supper time. They don't really have to beat the Dem's, but just watch them self destruct.
But, spring is on it's way.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Steve King: Loony
Well, Iowa's favorite loony Congressman, Steve King has announced his re-election bid. And in doing so, did what he does best, made sure that everyone, who has a brain realizes: He's a complete loon and a danger to the country. Here are a few examples:
"I don't want to disparage anyone because of their race, their ethnicity, their name - whatever their religion their father might have been," he said. "I'll just say this: When you think about the option of a Barack Obama potentially getting elected President of the United States -- I mean, what does this look like to the rest of the world? What does it look like to the world of Islam?"
I'm not sure Steve, tell me more:
"I will tell you that, if he is elected president, then the radical Islamists, the al-Qaida, the radical Islamists and their supporters, will be dancing in the streets in greater numbers than they did on September 11 because they will declare victory in this War on Terror."
Steve, I still don't understand:
"Additionally, his middle name (Hussein) does matter," King said. "It matters because they read a meaning into that in the rest of the world. That has a special meaning to them. They will be dancing in the streets because of his middle name. They will be dancing in the streets because of who his father was and because of his posture that says: Pull out of the Middle East and pull out of this conflict."
Oh, now it's clear to me. His father was from Kenya and his middle name is Hussein!
That makes fucking sense!
Read the entire article here. Read more about Steve here.
"I don't want to disparage anyone because of their race, their ethnicity, their name - whatever their religion their father might have been," he said. "I'll just say this: When you think about the option of a Barack Obama potentially getting elected President of the United States -- I mean, what does this look like to the rest of the world? What does it look like to the world of Islam?"
I'm not sure Steve, tell me more:
"I will tell you that, if he is elected president, then the radical Islamists, the al-Qaida, the radical Islamists and their supporters, will be dancing in the streets in greater numbers than they did on September 11 because they will declare victory in this War on Terror."
Steve, I still don't understand:
"Additionally, his middle name (Hussein) does matter," King said. "It matters because they read a meaning into that in the rest of the world. That has a special meaning to them. They will be dancing in the streets because of his middle name. They will be dancing in the streets because of who his father was and because of his posture that says: Pull out of the Middle East and pull out of this conflict."
Oh, now it's clear to me. His father was from Kenya and his middle name is Hussein!
That makes fucking sense!
Read the entire article here. Read more about Steve here.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Sometimes I Get Upset
Sitting by yourself in the back corner of a VERY nice restaurant lets you observe all sorts of human behavior.
Now, 1st of all being conservative has never been on of my strong suits. However, wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm Over Worked and Under Fucked" into said restaurant is just plain rude. Especially when you are with your girlfriend/fiancee/wife.
If you are a 45 year old woman, please don't try to be 22. Or if you are 22, please don't act 70.
I have plenty more, but it's all starting to upset me.
Now, 1st of all being conservative has never been on of my strong suits. However, wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm Over Worked and Under Fucked" into said restaurant is just plain rude. Especially when you are with your girlfriend/fiancee/wife.
If you are a 45 year old woman, please don't try to be 22. Or if you are 22, please don't act 70.
I have plenty more, but it's all starting to upset me.
We're All Going to Die!
One of the most read stories on the FOX News website is ''Death Star' Gamma-Ray Gun Pointed Straight at Earth".
Not to worry though, as Sydney University astronomer Peter Tuthill explains:
"We probably have hundreds of thousands of years before it blows, so we have plenty of time to come up with some answers," he said.
Not to worry though, as Sydney University astronomer Peter Tuthill explains:
"We probably have hundreds of thousands of years before it blows, so we have plenty of time to come up with some answers," he said.
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