Are Sarah's Friends Our Friends?

Kathleen Parker

Sorry PJ, I have fallen in love with a conservative.

Captain Crab's Quote of the Day

"John McCain loved Palin's debate performance. Matter of fact, he applauded so much, all the lights in his home kept on going on and off."

David Letterman

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The Road to the White House

gos through Dave Letterman:

Captain Crab's Joke of the Day

Waiter: Would you like to try the beef tongue?

Customer: No, I do not eat anything that comes from an animal's mouth.

Waiter: Would you like an omelette instead?

The Dread Pirate Roberts

For all of you that have been wondering about the New Dread Pirate Roberts:

Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.

A Day Late, but What the Hell

Sarah's Favorite Magazine

Thanks to 23/6 for putting up a cover of Sarah's favorite magazine. Read the story here.

Where Do You Get Your News?

Mudflats has an excellent piece about the re-writing of Alaska's History here.