Saturday, June 23, 2007

Captain Crab's Thoughts From the Road

Spotted in Early, Iowa:

I stopped to say thanks and take her picture.

Her wonderful Midwest response:

"Thank you for thanking me. It won't be a very good picture."

The sign says Stop the Bloody War.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Captain Crab's Bad Joke of the Day

This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at a light while not really paying attention.

The driver got out...he was a dwarf.

He said, "I'm not happy..."

I replied, "Well, which one are you, then?"

Friday, June 15, 2007

Captain Crab's Thoughts From the Road

Captain Crab's Thought From the Road is a new segment that's going to be popping up from time to time here at Random Mindless Ramblings. Captain Crab will be using this space to impart his wisdom and observation from his travels. Enjoy!

While sitting at this table, enjoying a wonderful dinner, and AH Amber Bock...

I watched golfers hit golf balls...

..into this body of water, and swear!