Monday, June 28, 2010

Not Bottled Water

Somebody should have made a u-turn (a PJ picture)

I did make a u-turn

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Hey, Bob!

Someone at home let Hey Bob outside late Sunday afternoon. It was a very horrifying time for all concerned.

Bob climbed a tree. All the way to the top!

Hey Bob was a bit scared. Whether it had to do with PJ and I telling him to come down or just being in a tree no one really knows for sure.

Hey Bob did get a scolding when he came down, not that it will do any good.

Pictures courtesy of PJ

Monday, June 21, 2010

BP: Everything's Fine, Trust Us

Carl Hiaasen says what a lot of people are thinking.

Every time a BP executive appears on television, I think of the garage scene from the movie Animal House.

An expensive car belonging to Flounder's brother has just been trashed on a drunken road trip, and the smooth-talking Otter comforts the distraught Delta pledge with these cheery words:

"You f----- up! You trusted us! Hey, make the best of it.'"

If only the BP guys were half as honest.

"The oil is on the surface,'' Hayward said. "There are no plumes.''

He sounds just like the pet-shop owner in the famous Monty Python sketch who is trying to convince a disgruntled customer that his extremely dead parrot is only napping.

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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Stuff of the Day

Three Weeks before Marriage

The letter declares that sex outside of marriage is immoral and that other pregnant teachers have been able to remain employed with the school because they conceived within marriage.

We request that Jarretta withdraw her complaint and consider the testimony of the Lord," closed the letter.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Not Steve the Pilot Guy

Steve the Pilot Guy would have done a complete flip and took off again.

The Name Game

My brothers and I received a horse for Christmas one year. It was a Palomino like the one below. We named it Goldy. We were very creative children weren't we?

Friday, June 4, 2010

The Bob Outdoors

Brushing Your Teeth

Take care to not completely cover yourself in toothpaste.

Barbour described the oil as “weathered, emulsified, caramel-colored mousse, like the food mousse.” “Once it gets to this stage, it’s not poisonous,” Barbour said. “But if a small animal got coated enough with it, it could smother it. But if you got enough toothpaste on you, you couldn't breathe.”
Mississippi Gov.Haley Barbour

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Drinking and Flying

Sir, how many drinks did you have on your flight?

Wednesday, June 2, 2010


When the H was young, she and I loved to play with Legos. Unfortunately, we never were able to build one of these.