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Everyone has Gone Bloody Nuts!

I used to think that Florida had the most loons.

Then the Alaska crazies moved to the top.

Arizona went flying by after the immigration law was passed.

Iowa's right wing zealots who ousted three supreme court justices and have formed a coalition to fight off the ugly, gay loving liberals was, at the top of the heap. Until this:

Bail was set Wednesday at $1,500 for a town of Vermont man accused of shooting his television after becoming enraged by Bristol Palin’s performance on “Dancing with the Stars,” threatening his wife and sparking a 15-hour standoff with Dane County sheriff’s deputies.

So, Wisconsin, home of Bucky the Badger and way too many taverns to count, takes over the top spot. Until I read the news again. Then who knows?

Here's The story with an update here

"It was definitely not smart''

Some things should not be posted on Facebook.

A 20-year-old Ham Lake man faces nearly $2,000 in fines and restitution for recently poaching two bucks and shooting an over-limit of Canada geese -- and then posting his exploits on his Facebook page.

Read the full story at the Star Tribune

Brushing Your Teeth

Take care to not completely cover yourself in toothpaste.

Barbour described the oil as “weathered, emulsified, caramel-colored mousse, like the food mousse.” “Once it gets to this stage, it’s not poisonous,” Barbour said. “But if a small animal got coated enough with it, it could smother it. But if you got enough toothpaste on you, you couldn't breathe.”

Mississippi Gov.Haley Barbour

Drinking and Flying

Sir, how many drinks did you have on your flight?

The Downward Spiral Continues

There are a couple of real screwups in this screenshot from WGN news. The first correct answer wins a label in an upcoming post.

from Deadspin

Home Schooling in Texas

I don't know what to say..........


from the Houston Press

Winter Clothing

You're going out for a drive on a nice blizzardy day. Shall I wear a heavy coat or something that looks good? Hat? No, hat head. Gloves? Don't own any.

Thank God for the highway patrol!

Picture from Des Moines Register and Tribune.

Too Much Beer

Our Republican Senators at Work

Update below Rape-Nuts

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
http://www.thedailyshow.com/
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Ron Paul Interview

Here is the list of great americuns that voted against the ammendment:

Alexander (R-TN)
Barrasso (R-WY)
Bond (R-MO)
Brownback (R-KS)
Bunning (R-KY)
Burr (R-NC)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Corker (R-TN)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Crapo (R-ID)
DeMint (R-SC)
Ensign (R-NV)
Enzi (R-WY)
Graham (R-SC)
Gregg (R-NH)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Isakson (R-GA)
Johanns (R-NE)
Kyl (R-AZ)
McCain (R-AZ)
McConnell (R-KY)
Risch (R-ID)
Roberts (R-KS)
Sessions (R-AL)
Shelby (R-AL)
Thune (R-SD)
Vitter (R-LA)
Wicker (R-MS)

"If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish."

Something I have never even thought about: killing your ex-girlfriends fish!

Here's the story.

The State of the News

At 1:12 am I recieved the following CNN Breaking News e-mail:

-- Ashton Kutcher is first to reach 1 million followers in Twitter contest with CNN.

I Want MORE Shrimp!

"I said I'm going to get extra meat this time. But he didn't even put extra shrimp in there," the woman told a 911 dispatcher. "I asked him, 'Can I get any extra shrimp, or can you give my money back?' And he started hollering. So I just said, 'I'm going to call the police.'"

And she did. Here is the story from CBS 11 TV in Dallas/Fort Worth*.

*Some people think Dallas/Fort Worth is in Texas. I think it's just Southern Oklahoma, but Oklahomans were smart enough not to claim it.

GPS: Fail!

Do you have a GPS system in your car? Do you rely on it?

Sometimes, technology isn't all it’s cracked up to be.A motorist armed with a GPS navigation unit, one of those devices which tells drivers which way to turn, failed — and badly — Tuesday morning, setting up what would be an eight hour ordeal in Langlade County’s wooded western edge.

From the Antigo Daily Journal

Quote of the Day

From the Ankorage Daily News:

"Usually they don't come in, cook themselves dinner, then burn your house down," police spokeswoman Anita Shell said.

You Can't Make This Up!

A speeding pickup rear-ended a woman's sedan on the South Side on Friday morning and sheriff's officials say the driver said it was Jesus' will because the other motorist was not “driving like a Christian.”

Read the whole story at My San Antonio.

AIG and You

Well, folks, it seems that all of us are now in the insurance business. With the bailout of AIG, the government now owns 80% of the company. Read the whole story here.

Why Can't I Buy $55 Water in Iowa?

"At Via Genova, the fare runs to cold Italian sandwiches, salads, desserts and Hawaiian coffee.

Then there's the water. As the cafe's ad says, it's the "ultimate hydration station."

Here's the story.