Thursday, August 16, 2007

Captain Crab's Bad Joke of the Day

Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and 'detail.' Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:

"Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!"

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Captain Crab's Bad Joke of the Day

What does DAM stand for?















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