Sunday, August 7, 2011
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Captain Crab Update (Updated)
Important update below:
posted by The Dread Pirate Roberts
The Captain is recovering in a private mental health institution. The Doctors decided he should be kept for observation. He was mumbling "I love the night life, I love to boogie" over and over.
New flash:
Catain Crab has been diagnosed with the now extremely rare condition "Disco Inferno", which is very hard to treat. His Doctor thinks this may be a permanent condition.
posted by The Dread Pirate Roberts
The Captain is recovering in a private mental health institution. The Doctors decided he should be kept for observation. He was mumbling "I love the night life, I love to boogie" over and over.
New flash:
Catain Crab has been diagnosed with the now extremely rare condition "Disco Inferno", which is very hard to treat. His Doctor thinks this may be a permanent condition.
Monday, August 1, 2011
Captain Crab has Been Located
Posted by the Dread Pirate Roberts
Captain Crab was found sleeping in some tall grass along side a lonely highway in Minnesota.
More this evening on this breaking news.
Captain Crab was found sleeping in some tall grass along side a lonely highway in Minnesota.
More this evening on this breaking news.
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