Hygiene is just that thing that happens to other pirates.
Taking a cannonball to the head in me younger days hasn't helped.
Not one to take risks, I enjoy quiet evenings communing with the other vermin down in the lower holds of the ship.
What I lack in physical attractiveness is more than made up for in interesting skin conditions.
I'm a collector. I like things. Not, "nice" things - just things.
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