Thursday, March 11, 2010

A Pirate's Life

Some days I want to retire from piratin'.

  • It sucks to have to wear glasses.
  • It really sucks when one of the lens falls out
  • It sucks even more when it falls out while driving
  • Don't even get me started about putting my eye patch on the wrong eye in the morning!

Thank God I don't have a glass eye! It would probably ........... never mind.