Canadian: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."
Americans: "Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."
Canadians: "Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."
Americans: "This is the captain of a us navy ship. I say again, divert your course."
Canadians: "No. I say again, you divert your course."
Americans: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, I say again, that's one five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship. "
Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
Showing posts with label Captain Crab' Quote of the Day. Show all posts
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Monday, February 21, 2011
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Captain Crab's Quote of the Day
“You know there are, there are man’s activities that can be contributed to the issues that we’re dealing with now, these impacts.”
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
Friday, July 4, 2008
It's July 4th
July 4th.
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And today's quote:
"An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible."
Author Unknown
And today's quote:
"An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible."
Author Unknown
Unfortunately, I don't think that barn swallows have figured this out yet.
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