"make yourself as attractive as possible and don’t hassle him"

Stuff of the Day

Three Weeks before Marriage

The letter declares that sex outside of marriage is immoral and that other pregnant teachers have been able to remain employed with the school because they conceived within marriage.

We request that Jarretta withdraw her complaint and consider the testimony of the Lord," closed the letter.

Not Steve the Pilot Guy

Steve the Pilot Guy would have done a complete flip and took off again.

The Name Game

My brothers and I received a horse for Christmas one year. It was a Palomino like the one below. We named it Goldy. We were very creative children weren't we?

Don't Mess with Me!

The Bob Outdoors

Brushing Your Teeth

Take care to not completely cover yourself in toothpaste.

Barbour described the oil as “weathered, emulsified, caramel-colored mousse, like the food mousse.” “Once it gets to this stage, it’s not poisonous,” Barbour said. “But if a small animal got coated enough with it, it could smother it. But if you got enough toothpaste on you, you couldn't breathe.”

Mississippi Gov.Haley Barbour

Drinking and Flying

Sir, how many drinks did you have on your flight?

Legos

When the H was young, she and I loved to play with Legos. Unfortunately, we never were able to build one of these.