Mr. Hiaasen

From August 2010, but still fun.

Saturday Morning Music

A Little Morning Music

Think of Summer When it's Cold Outside

The United States

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Forget Zombies.....

Captain Crab's Joke of the Day

The Founding Fathers of the Great Land up North were siting around drinking some Molsons one night trying to think of a name for their new country. The conversation went something like this:

1st Founding Father: We'll need a c, eh?

2nd Founding Father: And an n, eh?

3rd Founding Father: And a d, eh?

And that is how Canada was named.

A Short Conversation

Laimbeer: "You can't toss them all."

Mauer: "I hope not."

Minnesota Timberwolves assistant coach Bill Laimbeer discussing the five technical fouls called in ten seconds on his team with official Kenny Mauer.

Not Even Steve the Pilot Guy Can Help

Looks like it's either time to party or pray.

Thus Holy God is showing us by the words of 2 Peter 3:8 that He wants us to know that exactly 7,000 years after He destroyed the world with water in Noah’s day, He plans to destroy the entire world forever. Because the year 2011 A.D. is exactly 7,000 years after 4990 B.C. when the flood began, the Bible has given us absolute proof that the year 2011 is the end of the world during the Day of Judgment, which will come on the last day of the Day of Judgment.

Amazingly, May 21, 2011 is the 17th day of the 2nd month of the Biblical calendar of our day. Remember, the flood waters also began on the 17th day of the 2nd month, in the year 4990 B.C.

more here and here

Some Things to Worry About (updated)

It started snowing Sunday and has been snowing off and on since then. 8-10" by my very unscientific measuring technique (don't even think of asking!). The wind is supposed to pick up this afternoon and start blowing it to and froe. Another snow day.

But that doesn't worry me as much as this:

WASHINGTON – There’s a giant green blob in outer space. It’s alive and it’s heading for Earth!

or this:

Three giant alien spaceships are heading for Earth! Scientists predict they will arrive in early 2011.

but worst of all, this:

WASHINGTON, DC - The FCC has declared that nudity will now be allowed on TV – including full frontal nudity!

Read all of these amazing stories here

Update: I am going to contact Steve the Pilot Guy to see if he can fly one of his Cessnas at the Blob and then fend of the Alien spaceships to save us all from a complete and gory death.

I wonder if the Aliens will be mad if they get here and the Blob has already destroyed the Earth?