Bush the Revisionist

5 years ago GW Bush declared "Mission Accomplished". Dana Perino says it another way. Excuse me Dana, but I say "Bullshit!"

Nice Day for a Walk

If you enjoy this, go here, and open it up to full screen. Way too much fun, unless you don't enjoy heights!

Sometimes..........

I just can't help myself.

Captain Crab's Week in Pictures

Turn! Turn! Turn!

Yes, I did drive over this bridge.

I have no idea how or why this bus is where it is.

Cheap Gas. Station Closed. For a LONG time.

For Gwen.

What a place!

A Public Service Announcement

This has Bill O'Reilly at faux news upset. I think it's just fun!

Take this fun quiz about Senator McCain.



And Jackie and Dunlap from Red State Update have their own opinion on this.

Mr. Bruce Goes to Denver

Congressman Steve King, Republican from Iowa, has always been my favorite loony politician, until Colorado State Representative Douglas Bruce, Republican from Colorado Springs, Colorado got into politics. He didn't run for office, but was appointed to fill a vacancy. He was sworn in in January. Here are just a few of the things Rep. Bruce has accomplished in his short political career:

The Colorado House of Representatives censured Rep. Douglas Bruce for kicking a newspaper photographer. (before he was sworn-in)

Demanded he get sworn-in with the full House in attendance.

Rep. Douglas Bruce made much of his decision to wait until five days after the opening of this year's legislative session to be sworn in despite appeals by his own party that he start on time. But records show the Colorado Springs Republican charged per diem, and received payment, as if he had started on day one.

Bruce angered his colleagues when he refused to co-sponsor a resolution honoring Military and Veterans Appreciation Day. (with the gallery full of Veterans and Active Duty Personnel)

He was ordered to leave the podium of the Colorado House of Representatives on Monday after calling Mexican workers "illiterate peasants."

Compared himself to Jimmy Stewart in "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington"

This information comes from the Rocky Mountain News.

Deal or screwed by the media

"Incidentally, the president's support didn't do much good for the contestant either: The Iraq war vet went from banking around $140,000 to just a little over $25,000 before finally recouping some of his losses -- which makes this just the latest instance of a U.S. soldier being fucked by George Bush."

Read the entire post here.

Birthday Party

"I want to give my children all I can, but it's not a monetary thing," Kaster says. "A $500 party doesn't mean I love them any less than if they had a $5,000 party, as long as they have a good time. And that's what it's all about."

Stephanie Kaster of Manhattan

Rear all about it here.

All of this seems rather obscene to me.

Stop the Slaughter!

A Great Pirate Song

This song was written by and originally recorded by "The Arrogant Worms". This version is by "Captain Tractor". Enjoy!