Sunday, September 30, 2007

The Dread Pirate Roberts

The Dread Pirate Roberts called me last night to gloat about all of the college football upsets that he, SUPPOSEDLY, predicted. I have known Captain Roberts for a long time and he lies more than a presidential candidate. When I asked him about how much money he had wagered on these games, the phone suddenly went dead.

On a completely unrelated note, we are currently in pursuit of the Buck an Ear. More to come.