Monday, November 3, 2008

Election Night Drinking Games

OK, tomorrow is election day, so tomorrow night is "election day alcohol abuse night". It's not as easy as just going to a bar or sitting at home and enjoying your favorite adult beverage. No, it's a lot more serious than that!

Here are a couple ways to enjoy the evening:

1. Every time your candidate wins an electoral vote (or your least favorite) take a drink. This should have you sufficiently soused by 9:00 pm (depending on your time zone of course).

2. Watch FOX News* and when anyone says McCain is still in this thing, or words to that effect, take a drink.

3. Whenever you see Sarah Palin or Joe the Wannabe Plumber take a drink.

These are just a few suggestions. If you have better ideas please post a comment. Thank you and so long Dubya!

*reason enough to drink heavily!

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