At least she's learned how to cross her legs!
It seems that child mother Bristol Palin has found a way to support the baby that she and Levi (his 15 minutes is up) conceived. And she is going to do it the old fashioned way; by telling other teens not to have sex. At $15,000-$30,000 per speaking engagement. Cool.
Of course she wouldn't have this opportunity if her mother, what's her name, hadn't been thrust into the national spotlight by a desperate John McCain. The rww* will point to Bristol and whn** as success stories of good old American capitalism. They worked hard to make good in difficult times.
*right wing whakos
**what's her name
In other republican sex related news, Rep. Mark Souder, R-Indiana, resigned Tuesday, after acknowledging that he “sinned against God” by engaging in a relationship with a member of his staff.