Friday, January 7, 2011

Medical Procedures

Here is an actual conversation I had this morning while having a carotid ultrasound done:

Ms Technician: "Captain Crab could you slide a little bit closer to me"?

Me: (as I slid over) "It's been a long time since a woman asked me slide closer to her."

Ms Technician: "How long has it been since you were slapped?"

6 comments:

Kate said...

Flirting with the techs. Yes. You are fine.

Belle said...

Fantastic comeback! Glad you can have a sense of humor during a procedure.

Captain Crab said...

I was happy SHE had a sense of humor!

Captain Crab said...

Kate: Maybe I should start flirting with you for practice.

H said...

Good for her! Did she slap you?

Captain Crab said...

H: Of course she didn't slap me, I'm too sweet and innocent!