A wonderful little tune about how God feels about sperm.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Joke of the Day
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?' The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY -Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?' The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY -Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Cell Phones
I was sitting in a bar this evening, enjoying myself. Normally there would be people discussing politics, the weather or whatever. Tonight was different.
On my right side was a young man explaining how to get to a certain place by car, bus or taxi. I am not sure where he wanted these people to go.
On the other side of me was some dude trying to tell another person what their plans were for the evening.
In the past past,before cell phones, we actually discussed travel plans and agendas for the evening before we went to the bar.
Am I old or what?
On my right side was a young man explaining how to get to a certain place by car, bus or taxi. I am not sure where he wanted these people to go.
On the other side of me was some dude trying to tell another person what their plans were for the evening.
In the past past,before cell phones, we actually discussed travel plans and agendas for the evening before we went to the bar.
Am I old or what?
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Dancing on the Jumbotron
OK, you're at a basketball game, there's a timeout, the music starts. What do you do?
Dance!
Dance!
Friday, February 20, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Slow Motion Performance Art
Yes, I published a couple of these photos yesterday. But, today's performance demanded that I show you a complete sequence. It took about 200 miles, but it gave me something to look at. Thursday I get a new windshield installed!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
A Thoughtful Cat (and other things)
Skittles helping PJ knit. She was very helpful!
Skittles left one of her toys in one of my shoes that I had brought this week. Scared the hell out of me this morning.
My windshield was replaced last summer. Friday, in South Dakota, it suffered a major rock blow. Today I watched the crack progress. What fun.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
$10 million
I should have stayed in the military, as that is where the money is at.
From the New York Times:
From the New York Times:
In one case of graft from that period, Maj. John L. Cockerham of the Army pleaded guilty to accepting nearly $10 million in bribes as a contracting officer for the Iraq war and other military efforts from 2004 to 2007, when he was arrested. Major Cockerham’s wife has also pleaded guilty, as have several other contracting officers.
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