Captain Crab's Thoughts from the Road

Last night the Wheaton Warriors defeated the Edgerton Flying Dutchmen 35-8 to win the Minnesota 9 Man Football State Championship. What I find unusable about his: It was played in the Fargo Dome, on the campus of North Dakota State University.

If you are sitting in a bar, don't have loud conversations on your cell phone discussing how Joe Torre becoming manager of the LA Dodgers will affect your life. Please don't.

Having a suit and tie on doesn't allow you preferential treatment in a small town bar/restaurant! Quit being an asshole.

"Winfrey cuts off 9 inches of Hilary Swank's hair". I know it was for charity, but on the scroll across the bottom of CNN last night, it was listed as the 3rd most important story.

The US Navy has begun a serious assault on Pirates off the coast of Somalia. Don't they understand capitalism?

OK. I am sorry for being a bit negative today. It has been a really bad week.

Why trampolines are dangerous: