Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Drinking Martinis with the Crab

What are the effects of five martinis on three different people?

I am brilliant and charming.

You are overly talkative.

He is disgustingly drunk.

3 comments:

Flenker said...

Now which one of those am I? Cause I thought I was being brilliant and charming as well. I guess as long as I have a bleu cheese-stuffed olive, I could care less which one I was!

Captain Crab said...

You were "brilliant and charming".

Then you were "overly talkative" and let that cute bartender talk us into the fruity cocktail.

Then we both reached "disgustingly drunk".

Flenker said...

I totally agree with that assessment. The gas station sandwich totally helped me out, though