Friday, March 27, 2009

A Conversation with Myself

Following is a portion of a conversation that I had with myself this morning:

Me 1: "I feel like (expletive)."

Me 2: "You don't look too good."

Me 1: "You ought to see how I feel."

Me 2: "What' wrong?"

Me 1: "Do I look like a (expletive) Doctor?

Me 2: " Is there anything I can do to help".

Me 1: "Yeah, get the (expletive) away from me you stupid (expletive)".

3 comments:

Kate said...

Um. I only sound like that to myself when I have PMS. Or I get up late. Or I didn't get enough sleep. Or...

Yeah. I'm not the world's greatest waker upper.

x said...

Kate, tomorrow morning EARLY, we're going on the lookout for pirates from the Keebler. Maybe go to bed early tonight so you can come!

Captain Crab said...

I fell asleep at 7:00 last night and woke up at my usual time of 5:30.

Maybe 10 1/2 hours of sleep is a bit too much?