Friday, March 27, 2009

A Conversation with Myself

Following is a portion of a conversation that I had with myself this morning:

Me 1: "I feel like (expletive)."

Me 2: "You don't look too good."

Me 1: "You ought to see how I feel."

Me 2: "What' wrong?"

Me 1: "Do I look like a (expletive) Doctor?

Me 2: " Is there anything I can do to help".

Me 1: "Yeah, get the (expletive) away from me you stupid (expletive)".

4 comments:

Kate said...

Um. I only sound like that to myself when I have PMS. Or I get up late. Or I didn't get enough sleep. Or...

Yeah. I'm not the world's greatest waker upper.

Stephen Wilson said...

Kate, tomorrow morning EARLY, we're going on the lookout for pirates from the Keebler. Maybe go to bed early tonight so you can come!

Kate said...

Yippeeee!

Captain Crab said...

I fell asleep at 7:00 last night and woke up at my usual time of 5:30.

Maybe 10 1/2 hours of sleep is a bit too much?