Incoming: Do U ever think bout what we had?
Captain Crab: If I knew who you were I might.
Captain Crab: I think you have the wrong number.
Other Friday the 13th events for Captain Crab:
I had a tooth "extracted"
I received a letter from the federal court system informing me that I had been selected for jury duty.
My truck received a new oil filter and oil. (it's the only one happy about Friday the 13th).