Friday, January 8, 2010

Break in at the Iowa GOP Headquarters?

Political subterfuge is alive and well in Iowa! It seems that someone apparently broke into the Iowa Republican party headquarters. You can read the entire article at the Sioux City Journal, but this post is longer than that. The Iowa GOP is being very subdued about the whole matter.

My original thought was that this "crime" was the work of the Democratic Underground.

But then, it occurred to me that it might be the Republican Underground trying to make it look like the work of the Democrats.

But, that didn't seem to make much sense, so I figured it had to be a group of terrorists trying to find out as much as they could about the Iowa GOP plan for combating terrorism.

Then it came to me: the people who broke into the Iowa GOP Headquarters are "Gay Russian Communists" who want to get married in Iowa!

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