Drunken "Wannabe" Sailors

I have instructed The Dread Pirate Roberts to never let this guy on our ship.

Vet School

DVM Kevin Fitzgerald

Priority Mail

Sometimes it's just a box.

Sometimes it's a box with a cat.

The Next Big Thing

So, you want to make the big bucks. Here's how:

Sheep!

If that doesn't get you excited enough, you can also raise Cats that look like Hitler.

Cher Quote of the Day

Cher discusses the Tea Perty with Jay Leno:

Happy the Day after Thanksgiving

Language Warning!

Sarah Palin Quote of the Day

Stupid quote, I should add.

"I don't think the majority of Americans want to put up with the blue-bloods," Palin said in a radio interview on the Laura Ingraham Show Wednesday. "With all due respect because I love the Bushes, the blue-bloods who want to pick and choose their winners instead of allowing competition."

Happy Thanksgiving

This is the best thing that I have read in a long time:

We have so much to be thankful for in America, so count me among the grateful.

I'm thankful to live in a country where you can call the president an American-hating, Kenyan-born Muslim Marxist and not in any way have to worry about the government infringing on your right to do so. You can compare the president, or anyone else,

Read Alan Colmes entire opinion at AOL here.

Minnesota Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him..

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Minnesota Vikings, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Monday Music Special Treat

No video, just great Mott the Hoople!

A Royal Wedding

Russell Brand discusses the Royal Weddding with Larry King. Delightful!

Global Warning Won't Happen

Chair Apparent

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive

Tea Party Quote of the Day

"Obviously, I am less cautiously optimistic than I was before".

Alaska Senate Candidate Joe Miller

Everyone has Gone Bloody Nuts!

I used to think that Florida had the most loons.

Then the Alaska crazies moved to the top.

Arizona went flying by after the immigration law was passed.

Iowa's right wing zealots who ousted three supreme court justices and have formed a coalition to fight off the ugly, gay loving liberals was, at the top of the heap. Until this:

Bail was set Wednesday at $1,500 for a town of Vermont man accused of shooting his television after becoming enraged by Bristol Palin’s performance on “Dancing with the Stars,” threatening his wife and sparking a 15-hour standoff with Dane County sheriff’s deputies.

So, Wisconsin, home of Bucky the Badger and way too many taverns to count, takes over the top spot. Until I read the news again. Then who knows?

Here's The story with an update here

"It was definitely not smart''

Some things should not be posted on Facebook.

A 20-year-old Ham Lake man faces nearly $2,000 in fines and restitution for recently poaching two bucks and shooting an over-limit of Canada geese -- and then posting his exploits on his Facebook page.

Read the full story at the Star Tribune

A Date with the Family

Here is is a refresher course about getting along with your family. Good information before Thanksgiving.

Get Some Exercise

The Sun Went Down Today

It's Thursday, so.........

Her Royal Highness

Princess Molly