Here a few things that you should not do when you are staying in a motel 175 miles from home:
1. Don't leave a message for your wife like this:
"Honey, I may be having a stroke*. 911 has been called".
2. Don't call her from the ambulance (with siren blaring).
3. If you do call her from the ambulance, don't tell her:
"Every thing's fine. No you don't need to drive over. Yet."
"What should you do? Relax and bake a cake."
I hope that you learn from my mistakes.
*I did not have a stroke. It was a "transient ischemic attack".
There is a lot more to this story that will come out in the coming days. Stay tuned.
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4 comments:
I'm glad it wasn't a stroke. But I don't blame you for reaching out to someone you love in a bad moment. We all do it.
Oh Captain Crab. I hope you're doing okay. I really do. XO
Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!
Relax and bake a cake? Classy!
Glad you're OK!
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