Saturday, January 3, 2009

Guest Blogger: Skittles

First things first: I like my new home. Now that I got that out of the way, there are a few things that have me perplexed.

1. There is another cat, Mouse, that lives in this house. He is this huge monstrosity of a thing. I have attempted to make friends with him, but he seems to be rather aloof! All he does is sleep and eat then eat and sleep.

2. A dog also lives here! WTF! A dog for crying out loud! Now, Gretchen hasn't bothered me yet, but how can I trust a dog?

3. I have been here since Tuesday. I was just figuring out where everything was. I located the food, the water, the litter box, and all of the great hiding spots (you can't be too careful when there's a dog in the house!).

But today, Captain Crab decides that I need to go to the vet to get the stitches from my spaying surgery removed. Nice Guy! Then this vet takes my temperature and listens to my heart and lungs, signs some papers, and he and the Captain talk about stuff that is completely irrelevant to me! All I wanted to do was go home, but they have to stand there and blabber for what seemed to be forever.

I am home now thank goodness. After I am finished with this, I think I'll take a nap. It's been a long day already.


Stephen Wilson said...

I am newly committed honorable living, just in case Kitcha learns to type.

Captain Crab said...

The 2nd night that Skittles was here, I woke up at 3:00 am to the Allman Brothers playing on my computer.

Skittles had decided to take a brief walk across my keyboard!

Kitcha will figure it out also, probably too soon!

Stephen Wilson said...

Skittles knows good music.

So long as Kitcha's not into grunge, I expect we'll get along just fine.