Martinis

are made with either gin or vodka. A dash of vermouth and an olive or two, a twist of lemon peel, or a cocktail onion (also called a Gibson).

There is no chocolate, apple, or any other fruit or other wise silly things in a martini!

Martinis get you drunk. Fast. Here is a little saying about martinis and women:

"One at the most, two put you under the table, three put you under the host!

There. You're drinking lesson for the day.