Saturday, April 11, 2009

How to Receive a Refund

For any refunds, you must contact one of those Nigerians whose dead uncle had a lot of money that is tied up in court that he will give you if you send him a few thousand dollars.

After you have made contact with said individual and sent him a few thousand dollars, please contact and send me a few thousand dollars.

Then you will be placed on a waiting list of people seeking refunds because they have spent their good time reading the nonsense that is written at this blog. I don't blame them.

Eventually you will receive a refund. Right now for new refund applicants the date will be about 2029, if I am still alive.

To speed up the refund process, please send a several hundred thousand dollars.

Then you will get back your $2.59.

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