The Dread Pirate Roberts called tonight from somewhere off the coast of Martinique. She and the crew are extremely upset about the bad rap that pirating is getting due to those dudes over in Somalia.
They are so upset that actually want to quit being pirates and open a sea going seafood restaurant aboard the ship!
One of the 1st Mate's ideas is to fish and actually have a true "catch of the day"! Bizarre? Yes indeed.
But not like all of those other seafood places like Red Lobster, Joe's Something Shack, and the poorly named Captain Crab's, who claim to have a catch of the day, but it's whatever they thawed out the night before.
There are several upsides to this idea:
1. Low overhead, we already have a ship with a galley
2. Unruly customers are merely tossed overboard
3. Health inspections; sail out of port quickly
4. The ship's crew will actually have to work
No decision has been made about going forth with this plan, but The Dread Pirate Roberts has spotted some folks she's going to invite for lunch, kind of as an experiment. (They may have money too!)
If she can keep the cook from pouring rum into everything, it just might work.