Saturday, February 9, 2008

Who's Next Crab?

Willard looks a bit sad doesn't he?




Since my "Just Say No to Willard" crusade single handedly brought the Romney presidential campaign to a screeching halt, there has been keen interest in who the Crab would go after next.


First let's look at the remaining* candidates and what I can make fun of :

Barrack: Now no white guy with any sense is going to make fun of Mr. Obama, even though he has big ears.

Hillary: No married guy is going to make fun of Ms. Clinton if he ever wants to have a happy home.

John: As a veteran, I cannot be making fun of a war hero/POW. Even though Senator McClain has said some nasty things in the past, including this so-called joke about Chelsea Clinton in 1998:

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."

Read the entire story here.

Mike: My late brother Stephen was a minister also, so the Huck is out. Having lived in a dry county in Arkansas, the possibilities are endless though!

What I will do is go after the right wing pundits who are soiling themselves over the fact that they will not have a "true" conservative as a presidential candidate. First up:


Yes, America's Conservative Sweetheart, Ann "ain't I sexy" Coulter!

* these four are the only candidates with a remote chance of becoming the next President



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